Quod Erat Demonstrandum

2009/06/01

[FW] LOL – Law of love

Filed under: Fun — johnmayhk @ 10:05 下午

Universal Law Of Love:

“Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From one Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money “

First Law Of Love:

“A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play
And Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second Law Of Love:

“The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance."

Third Law Of Love:

“The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

無聊一問:近日重覆碰上一個小朋友也知道的聲稱:「世上沒有兩朵相同的雪花」,究竟如何證明?

2 則迴響 »

  1. d H2O particle 不停 virbrate,佢既 position 不同了,自然不同啦,….

    迴響 由 Shing — 2009/06/16 @ 6:22 下午 | 回覆

  2. 我想問的是:「世上沒有兩朵相同的雪花」還是「世上存在兩朵相同的雪花之機會極微」?

    迴響 由 johnmayhk — 2009/06/16 @ 6:44 下午 | 回覆


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